A place where the randomness happens.
Dirty Old Man:
Aloof Big Brother:
High School Student with a Double Life:
The Hero’s Bitches:
White-Haired Pretty Boy:
The Useless Main Character:
The Cutest Bitch You’ll Ever Meet:
The Too-Talented-For-Their-Own-Good Main Character:
Of course Kira gets his own little sub catergory
There can only be one.
keep your friends close, but your enemies closer
like really, very close
so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck
and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation?
turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.
make out with your enemies.
your friends, who are still close, are super uncomfortable and kinda grossed out
Where are the homestucks on this post?